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Helping Metaphysical Badasses To Stand Out, Stand Strong & Do Good
WHILE Having Fun & Creating Ways To Connect!

✅ A Rock Solid Community

Tired Of Walking Your Path Alone? Come Join Our Zen Head Facebook Community Of Like Minded Badasses Ready To Support You With ANY Challenge You Face. FINALLY, a place you can call home with REAL support for your growth!


We're Fighting Back... Against lost fairies and unicorns running amuck and wreaking havoc. We do love them both, but... sometimes they drink too much Love & Light & puke Rainbow Frosting all over the carpet, which is super hard to get out. Not pretty.

Emma was tired of the fake ass bullshit systems covered in rainbow sprinkles pretending to be #WOKEAF. She just wanted real people, with real acceptance, you know.... a REAL home with a REAL chosen family!

✅ Our Mission

To Crack The Codes & REVOLUTIONIZE this field! We've created a single place where the Emmas of the world can come together With REAL Tools for the 21st Century. (Easy Intuitive Tarot & Advanced Tarot Mastery, Advanced Psychic Mediumship Training, Self Trust, Life Purpose, etc...)

✅ Emma's Rapid Evolution

Emma Was Ready To RUN With Her Pack! Every Course Is Packed With Solid Education, Hilarious Fumbles And Faux Pas, Mind Tingling Truth Bomb Moments, Spontaneous Singing & Dancing, ALL Designed To Get You Into And Through Your Greatest Challenges Faster & Easier Than 10 Years Of Typical Therapy

✅ Access Our Brains On Tap

Have Questions? Not Finding Answers? (We've All Been Lost In Google) Get Instant Access to Ask David & Heather Any Question In The Zen Head Facebook Group

✅ New Material Constantly

+ New Self Growth Lessons & Intuitive Development Lesson Added Constantly
+ New Group Exercises To Build Your Skills With The Tribe


Tired Of Being Lied To?

Want Straight Answers?

Myth #1

"You Shouldn't Charge For Your Gifts"

When this myth is brought to the table, it brings with it:

  • Insecurity
  • Questioned Morality
  • Shame Of Personal Value & Self Worth

Your first response to this myth:


Belief 1: It's A Gift That's Been Given
FEAR: (It Might Be Taken Away)
FACT: You can't do anything with raw talent, you must BUILD & SHAPE that talent if you're ever going to improve. The time, energy & effort you put into improving your craft can NEVER be taken from you.
ACTION: Exercise your gift, educate yourself & practice with passion!

Belief 2: Taking Money Makes It Impure
FEAR: (I might be impure in thought or intention)
FACT: If you want to help make the world a better place, THAT is pure!
ACTION: Build towards confidence in your education, skills & boundaries.

Belief 3: Money Is Evil & Deceitful
FEAR: (I might be evil or deceitful)
FACT: A person's relationship with money is a reflection of their relationship to their own personal value and self worth.
ACTION: Improve your relationship with your personal value and self worth.

Do You Want To Stand Strong?
We want to feel confident in our selves. We want healthy boundaries.

Do You Want To Stand Out?
We want to feel valued as something special we bring to the betterment of our selves and those around us.

Do You Want To Do More?
We want to heal the world in bigger ways. In order to do that, you have to build the resources to do that on a bigger scale.

Do You Value What You Do?
Then let others value it too. Not only are they valuing YOUR work, time & skillset, but they value themselves more and the results they achieve are better.

Myth #2

"Build It, And They Will Come"

We can't tell you how many times we see people spinning their wheels trying to find something to build, then building that thing with the pipe dream hopes that somehow, magically, people will flock to them and resources (finances, vacations, the right help) will fall from the skies right into their lap at the right time.

If you are willing to dive in and do the work, and follow a proven path to get you there, you can find the thing that is right for you, build that thing in the right way, for the right people, test the thing as you build it, and when you find the balance of the right thing, with the right passion for you, and the right benefit for the right people... THEN you build the right way to shout from the roof tops so the right people hear you loud and clear at the right time for them... (Can you say Marketing?)

THEN you create a life filled with freedom, rainbows and Unicorns.
(We never said they don't exist, just that you have to work to make them real).

Myth #3

"You Have To Be Born With Gifts"

Either You're Born With Intuitive Super Powers
Or You're Broken And Can NEVER Get In The Cool Kids Club

I totally understand how this makes some people feel very special and extremely cool to be "born" with "special powers". And we all want to feel special in some way, right?

Of course. Here's the thing... We've all got instincts (thank you animal brain). We've all got "hunches" (you know, take a left not a right... HOLY SMOKES I could have been in that accident).

Too many times you dismiss your magic super powers that you actually believed as a kid.


Build Your Badass Metaphysical Business
Thank Us By Showering The Heavens With Chocolate (Or Sushi)

I'm Heather & I'm David from Zen Rose Garden (DOT COM)
And we're Emmas just like you here to do more for the world (and we're sure you are too!) #ImAnEmma

We are Avid Improvers

(translated: all the shiny new things fascinate us! There's always something to learn, something to explore, something to improve. We're always learning new things, taking new courses, expanding our knowledge and skills. We do all of that, so we can make it easier for you to get started without getting lost in the Shiny Object Syndrome. [It's a real thing, and it's dangerous.])

We are Inspired Creators

(translated: a runaway idea train constantly bombarded with so many ideas that they'll never all get done [even though we'd love to see that]. Which also means we can help you weed through YOUR ideas to find the best ones that fit YOU!)

We are Chronic Hustlers

(translated: we're always brainstorming and building on the things that work and letting go of the things that don't. In 2008, what started as a side hustle w 3 jobs became a full time gig in 2010 & by 2015 we broke the 6 figure ceiling all without opening a healing center. Since 2008 we’ve helped thousands of clients worldwide go from feeling confused, insecure and overwhelmed to being clear, confident, and successful.)

We're also the ones who know how to make the most efficient use of time and resources to get the absolute best results in the shortest possible time using age old and proven methods for lasting change and real success from the inside out.

We've spent over 10,000 client hours since 2008 creating proven systems that have worked for over 2,000 clients worldwide to Stand Out, Stand Strong & Do Good while learning to Love Themselves, Trust Themselves & Live Their Passionate Purpose (all while gaining 400+ Verified 5-Star Reviews).


Emma LOVES All The Courses She Gets!
Here's A Small Sample...
All Perfectly Blended with Science & Mysticism.
All Proven to Work.


Self Love Blueprint


Beginners Psychic Development


Manifestation Mastery


Higher Self Connection


Advanced Mediumship Training


The Chakras Masterclass


Life Purpose & Passion


Spiritual Awakening


Radical Selfie Acceptance


Personal Power Secrets


Reclaim Your Personal Power


Stop People Pleasing


Stop Negative Self Talk Now!


Dream Interpretation (Snakes & Spiders)


Build Self Confidence


Crush Imposter Syndrome


Crush Self Doubts


Crush Creative Blocks


Current Value (And Growing): $16,182


Your LIFE IS ABOUT TO CHANGE COMPLETELY in just a few clicks.

  • Join Zen Ed Academy
  • Start The Easy Intuitive Tarot Course within the next 30 seconds
  • Feel those electrical impulses inside of your mind already start to rewire and create thought patterns that feel like the sun opening inside of your mind and beaming a beautiful sun tan into your brain (Safely of course).
    • OR we will give your money back.

Normally $197/Mo!
Missed $29/Mo!
Last Chance @ $39/Mo

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Burning Answers to Your Lingering Fears, Doubts & Insecurities

Can I cancel any time?

We firmly believe that if you don't ABSOLUTELY LOVE Zen Ed Academy, you shouldn't feel pressured to stay here. You've got other things to do with your life. No hard feelings. Nobody wants to feel pressured to be or do anything they don't truly want. It might break our hearts, it'll be best for both of us.

How do I Pay for The Master Keys To My BADASS Life?

You will be asked to register when you click that lovely Red button that says "Join Zen Ed Academy" and then you can pay through your credit card.

How Will You Choose What to Add to The Academy?

We build all our materials on what you need, based on your suggestions. Having issues with an element of your skills, or business? Tag us in the group. We'll send you the perfect resource that makes the skies open and rain down SO MUCH fierce awesomeness on your greatest challenge that it never stood a chance... if we don't have one yet, we'll make one.

Why should I buy it? I am kinda busy right now.

Because we're not offering it at this price with these bonuses much longer (It started at $9.97 and will go up further!) and also because the sooner you learn the tactics and techniques to catapult your professional skills as a Metaphysical Entrepreneur, the better it is for your life (and for those around you)!

Will it work for me if I am a Massively Successful BOSS, Champion Mud Wrestler, part time circus clown (insert unusual occupation?)

Self Growth, Personal Development & Intuitive Badassery works for every single human being wanting to live a life more fulfilled, create a greater impact in the world, EVEN IF you want to shine their awesomeness into the stars or keep it all to yourself in your grandmother's basement (spoiler alert... if you take these lessons seriously, you probably won't be living there much longer).

Why is it priced so Low?

Because we said so. Because we're nice people and also because you deserve to finally have quality resources and ongoing support that works at your finger tips instead of wasting time withering away your awesomeness! Seriously we are nice, loving, generous people who like to help people. (#ModestAF)

This is What Some Awesome People Have to Say About Zen Ed Academy

and we didn't even have to give them cookies

"Way More Than Your Average Teachings"
"Authenticity, Knowledge, Experience"
"Support & Positive Vibe, Self Development, Psychic Mediumship"
"Heroic Self Confidence & Super Powers"
"The Myth Busters Of Spirituality"
"Blew My Friggin' Mind"
"Can't Stop Inhaling All The Info At Zen Rose Garden"
"No Spiritual Uniform Or Cloak"

Zen Ed Academy is backed by Our
3 Way 30 Day Money Back Guarantee


If you simply CAN’T STAND our videos, our humor, or the way we deliver our lessons… we will happily refund you.


If you’re not absolutely BLOWN AWAY by the amount and quality of material… we will happily refund you.


If you haven’t experienced an AHA Moment, a Mic Drop Moment, or are not absolutely satisfied with the Truth Bombs bombarding your every thought… we will happily refund you.

If you’re not absolutely MIND BLOWN for ANY REASON and you let us know within 30 Days of your first payment, we would LOVE to provide your refund.
(After 30 Days, if it's not working for you, we would be happy to cancel your membership, and you'll never have to pay again.)

If we were having this conversation exactly 12 months from now...
what would you need to happen from now until then for you to be able to say

"THIS YEAR was hands down, my absolute best, most BADASS year ever"?

Your LIFE IS ABOUT TO CHANGE COMPLETELY in just a few clicks.

  • Join Zen Ed Academy
  • Start The Easy Intuitive Tarot Course within the next 30 seconds
  • Feel those electrical impulses inside of your mind already start to rewire and create thought patterns that feel like the sun opening inside of your mind and beaming a beautiful sun tan into your brain (Safely of course).
    • OR we will give your money back.

Normally $197/Mo!
Missed $29/Mo!
Last Chance @ $39/Mo

(This Clock Goes Tick Tock, Like The Offer)

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EVERYTHING in these courses is PhD-Backed by techniques and systems that have we've built since 2008 and have helped over 2,000 clients worldwide achieve incredible results.

As one client says

"more effective than 10 years of traditional therapy in a single hour"

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